thank you mom
so, my mom said she would help me with my paper tonight. She told me she would message me after work
and she did…
MY MOM IS OUT OF CONTROL
my mom got us a netflix account and automatically assumes I will look up porn
cartoon porn
love ya too, mom!
it’s about time for my mom to let out her jokes about last night
“Did you find any wood?”
“….”
“At Woody’s?”
okay yeah she remembers
COUSIN IS MAKING US GO HOME NEXT WEEKEND TO TRY ON BRIDESMAID DRESSES
THIS IS SOONER THAN I THOUGHT TO BE GOING HOME
NOSE IS PIERCED
NO TURNING BACK
ALL THE REGRET
Today was my mom’s birthday and we took her to the flower show at the convention center right in Philly. She’s always wanted to go and nOW SHE HASSS
She loved it and so did I. The only bad part was all the fucking miserable old women around. Don’t get me wrong, there were some cute old people too! BUT MOST WERE MISERABLE ONES…WHO SHIT THEIR DIAPERS BECAUSE MAN…I SMELLED SOME THINGS AT TIMES
NOT THE SMELL OF ROSES.
Anyway, my mom kept telling me that I was young and I could kick all them down for her birthday but I told her that even if it was her birthday I was not about to kick an old lady in the back.
Mom and I try to make sense of this woman’s profile picture on facebook
moooooooooooooooom
If you can believe it I was actual once a lot stranger than I am now.
