Nevermind everything is okay we just got free food omg

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

Why the fuck

Why the fuck isn’t this me

This intern is getting her hair beautifully French braided by my ultimate celeb crush as I am staring at my failing PC crash down as I’m trying to do fucking assets for the most offensive MTV show and drowning my anxieties and disappointments in this now empty bag of rold gold pretzels

What type of GOD DAMN witchcraft do I need to do so I can switch bodies with this girl?

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Give the design intern the shittiest PC ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My computer crashed at work!!!! Oh geeze oh gee whiz ha ha!!!

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

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NY corporate office job has turned me into a weird sad monster

I bought “Seconds” today for the horrible inflated NY barnes and noble price of 27 dollars and it wasn’t at all because I was in a bad emotional place and wanted to buy a new graphic novel where the main character’s name was the same as mine

themomentofhappiness:

i can actually see this happening again in season 2 and ilana being like no gurl im fine

themomentofhappiness:

i can actually see this happening again in season 2 and ilana being like no gurl im fine

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